The Rise and Fall of the Great Saundini IV

Well, it’s been three weeks now since we first traversed the fourth dimension and here, as predicted, comes the very next wave of psychic consciousness…
Ah, I see croissants, stale bread-sticks and Le Marseillaise (or at least if it were possible to see a sound). That’s right. I ended up a French Prisoner of war. Now you may [...]

The Rise and Fall of the Great Saundini III

Well, the psychic wave came later this week than I expected, but it’s arrived now. Thus, let us delve further into the cloudy unknown that is what hasn’t happened yet! Hold on a sec…
Here we go, I see lots of nude people. That’s right, following the success of “I love you cheesy do” came the World [...]

The Rise and Fall of The Great Saundini

Sometimes it’s better not to know what you’re going to do in the future. But then, I think, I’d rather know after all, as being perpetually unemployed is a pain. But then, would your ability to see into the future affect your future? Who can say? But I’m going to try it anyway, looking into my [...]

Which Star Trek Captain am I?

It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at some time (possibly)… Well now you can, with what is the final frontier of quizzes! Yes, the more cynical of you may just be sensing that I am only doing this so I can spend the minimum amount of time and effort in a blog because I’ve got lots of work [...]

It’s a Sign, I Swear!

I was surfing on the internet (not U.S.A unfortunately yet, maybe after I finish my last essay!) and I found some things of random interest on that marvel of mankind Wikipedia. This week, handsigns! Here’s the link: www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestures. The really strange thing is that I found it while researching a hungarian composer, Kodaly (who incidentally has [...]

Retroblog 4: Ranting

“Hi there, and welcome to my much anticipated latest blog. I know it’s been 11 long days [one blog in one and half weeks? Wasn't I lazy back in the day?], but if you’re patient enough to read them then you are certainly patient enough to wait for them. I thought today that I would [...]

Retroblog 3: Jokes!

“Why was the joke not very funny? I can’t think of the punchline! Oh Well. Hi there and welcome to my latest pointless blog, improving the reading of young children of the world everywhere. Well, not really. As most of you who read this know me, you’ll also know that humour is not my strongest [...]

Retroblog 2: Patience

“Since my last blog was more successful than I could have ever possibly imagined (a whole 2 people read it!), and I say that seriously, I have decided to write another. This one being about patience. Someone, at some point must have said, because it’s a well known saying, anyway he said that: “Patience is [...]

Retro-Blogging

Does anyone remember the days before Facebook? They came along and slapped me in the face with a black banana skin yesterday. My sister recently joined Bebo and was showing me the quizzes she created. Once upon a time, this time two years ago, I was a Beboholic too. Before everyone flooded into Facebook world [...]

Founders Fantasy Dinner Party Resurrection Part IV

The Last (and best?) part of my story? Oooh! The tension!
Once more, I came around now outside the dining hall facing a small T-Junction. Poirot was catching his breath next to me and Shakespeare stood melancholy looking behind me. The chime of the elevator beat between Poirot’s puffing. I smelt of too much chicken, but [...]